I figured nobody will read them, so why not give it a try.

How do you feel about violence?
I'm ok with it, as long as I'm in the giving end.

Do you think natural disasters could be predicted with more caution?
Nope, I say just let the bastards that decide to live on dangerous areas die. Keep's the human population's IQ high.

Do you think you make the ideal partner?
Hahahaha, I'll be lucky if someone will want to be with me ... next question please.

Why/why not?
... next question please.

Would you ever get a genital piercing?
O_o ...

Do you think happiness is underrated?
Underrated? Take a look around you, if anything, it's overrated.

What do you think would be the most embarrassing death?
Dying doing something you would never do ... right after loosing a bet ...

Do you honestly think nice guys will end up better-off in the long run?
Could be, however there's no statistical correlation between the two. (is hopeful)

How do you feel about self-harm?
It's a perfectly good way to ensure human IQ remains high ... or at least that it won't go any lower, without fear of being sentenced.

Would/Have you ever done drugs?
No/no.

Where was your first kiss?
I do my best to forget it.

Where do you wish it was?
Who cares, the only thing that matters is who, not where.

Would you consider yourself deep?
I guess, why not?

Do you think that music lyrics have lost all true meaning?
*tries not to listen the shit his sister listen to* Spanish lyrics definetly have. I had heard some good, clean songs in English though. Too bad that can't be said about every language ...

Do you think prejudice should be taken more seriously?
What?! So that the government can waste more money paying a higher, longer ammensty to those it feels wrong has been done?!

Do you dislike clingy people?
Not really.

Do you prefer revenge or just pure jealousy/envy?
Revenge takes to be more efficient when trying to accomplish something, jealousy will only end up damaging you while taking action will damage the other person.

Have you ever felt like ripping someone’s tongue out?
Yes, tongue, eyes, liver, heart, you name it.

Do you know what Russian Roulette is?
Yeah, the thing with the gun and the one bullet. Again another perfect way to ensure the idiots die.

Do you think that bullies should be locked up in barns and burned alive?
Why barns? Power plants are better, hotter, and that way bullies will actually do something for society.

Which celebrities would you “knock boots” with?
I'm not really interested in celebrities.

Do immature men amuse you, or annoy you?
Annoy. Seriously, whenever I meet one they are lucky I don't carry a gun with me.

Are you happy with yourself?
Do I have a reason to be?

Are emos show-offs?
No, they are idiotic show-offs, a failure even at that.

Do you think that thinking highly of yourself is good or bad?
If it helps you, yes. Otherwise, no.

Who would you like your next “fling” to be with?
"fling" ... never had one nor am I interested.

Are you the brawn or the brains?
Both, actually. IQ of around 150, and a Green seniour (3rd Kyu) in Karate, as well as a practitioner of various other martial arts.

Do you hate those fluro kids?
PLease, explain what this "fluro" means.

Isn’t it annoying when people have 10489043 msn accounts?
Ha, yes. I don't mind if they have two (accident/hacking happens) but as soon as they invite me with that third one I hit the little green man with the red crossed out circle on it.

How much does it take to write a literary masterpiece?
As long as those stupid critics say it takes.

Have you ever been embarrassed with a lover?
Nope.

Are you a virgin? Elaborate.
Yes, and the elobarate part is really stupid, this is either a yes or no kind of question.

Do you agree that Kurt Cobain’s lyrical ability was underrated?
Never heard any of the guy's songs, nor am I interested in them.

List the pros of marriage.
Acceptance by family ...

List the cons of marriage.
Acceptance by family ...

Do you think that plot lines for movies these days are just getting worse?
Most of them, yes. However, every now and then a movie with a plotline decent enough to watch will come out.

What is the most cliched pick up line you’ve ever heard?
I haven't heard many, but the one I've heard the most is the angel falling from the sky thing.

Has your heart ever broken from just being too in love?
... Sadly.

What do you do when you’re upset?
Code ... a lot *Has a coding prgram on hold while he answers this questions*

Describe your “dream come true”.
Earth + Gamma Ray Burst = you do the math.

Is your cup half empty or half full?
I dunno, I was thirsty.

Have you ever been afraid of someone?
Besides myself? No.

Why?
Because I tend to do very stupid things without thinking. *remembers touching his computer's power supply with a metal rod*

Do two wrongs make a right?
Definetly so.
"Vi veri veniversum vivus vici."